Nicolas Sitter
La Marmotte Granfondo Alpes 2021

The fun ranking · La Marmotte Granfondo Alpes 2021

The first-name championship

Forget categories. Which first name brought the most riders round the 174 km and over the line — and which one got there quickest? It is the one classification of 2021 you could improve by deed poll. With 34 nationalities in the results, it is as much a map of Europe as a leaderboard.

Postponed to 4 September 2021. The source is a starters list, so there is no entrant count for this edition.

Every first name in the field has a page, not just the 150 below. Accent variants are merged, so “frederic” finds the Frédérics too.

Fastest names (median, ≥8 finishers)

1Thomas7:55:1017
2Julien7:55:4614
3Nicolas8:05:2919
4Antoine8:06:3211
5Lars8:06:479

Most leisurely names (median, ≥8 finishers)

1Martin9:55:5812
2Jan9:54:5813
3Laurent9:54:508
4Frank9:52:5610
5Erik9:38:588
#First nameFinishersMedian
🥇Michael199:18:54
🥇Nicolas198:05:29
🥉David178:58:23
🥉Thomas177:55:10
5Peter169:14:28
5Pierre168:27:24
7Christian149:07:59
7Julien147:55:46
7Olivier148:34:20
10Henrik138:54:06
10Jan139:54:58
10Pascal138:54:53
10Vincent138:19:27
14Bart128:37:46
14Martin129:55:58
14Stephaneincl. Stéphane129:12:40
17Antoine118:06:32
17Arnaud118:57:42
17Fredericincl. Frédéric119:26:21
17Hans119:11:49
17Jonas118:45:57
17Mark119:15:56
17Patrick119:10:52
24Benjamin108:44:18
24Frank109:52:56
24Guillaume108:54:56
24Philippe109:05:48
24Pieter108:29:24
24Richard108:07:04
24Tom109:09:10
31Lars98:06:47
31Maarten99:16:55
31Romain98:47:39
34Andréincl. Andre89:26:17
34Benoit88:07:29
34Bruno88:12:10
34Erik89:38:58
34Kristof89:03:26
34Laurent89:54:50
34Morten89:06:48
41Daniel78:17:01
41Jacob79:55:22
41Johan710:21:36
41Kevin79:13:31
41Marc79:14:55
41Maxime78:11:29
41Paul79:05:03
41Sander79:31:44
41Steven78:35:36
41Tim78:21:19
41Xavier78:27:41
52Andreas69:37:32
52Cedricincl. Cédric68:33:44
52Chris68:23:31
52Christophe68:56:38
52Jasper68:10:00
52Joost68:44:18
52Kenneth68:25:09
52Koen68:39:27
52Ludovic69:00:18
52Matthias67:59:21
52Ole69:06:58
52Stefan69:35:05
52Stijn66:51:58
52Wim68:31:15
66Alexandre58:04:42
66Anders59:46:59
66Carsten59:24:00
66Claus510:48:06
66Dominique59:08:01
66Eric58:56:00
66Gerard58:30:02
66Gerrit59:47:57
66Harry57:56:57
66Hugo59:17:17
66Jean58:59:35
66Jeroen59:18:16
66Jesper59:14:36
66Martijn58:30:58
66Mathias57:08:18
66Niels58:25:11
66Per59:46:21
66Rene59:18:05
66Rob59:05:40
66Thijs510:03:16
66Wouter57:59:32
87Aurélienincl. Aurelien49:07:52
87Axel48:07:43
87Bas48:56:50
87Bram48:25:40
87Brian49:56:45
87Damien47:51:39
87Danny48:16:48
87Didier49:39:26
87Dirk47:55:26
87Florent49:39:24
87Florian49:21:21
87Franck48:54:05
87Frederik47:48:25
87Gert49:06:52
87Gijs48:00:07
87Gregory48:48:54
87Jacques49:20:44
87James411:09:36
87Jerome47:59:14
87Jonathan47:53:24
87Joris48:08:03
87Jurgen47:57:27
87Loicincl. Loïc49:42:40
87Marcel411:09:28
87Mathieu49:55:58
87Matthieu47:22:21
87Michel49:00:42
87Mike48:28:57
87Quentin48:32:34
87Robert48:02:18
87Robin49:15:00
87Ronald49:15:50
87Ruben47:46:31
87Sebastienincl. Sébastien49:22:22
87Serge410:26:51
87Victor47:59:12
87Willem49:06:26
87Yann49:22:22
87Yves48:53:00
126Adrien39:11:37
126Andrew38:26:13
126Anne39:45:45
126Anthony37:46:12
126Antonio38:01:36
126Arjan311:01:21
126Bert38:15:56
126Bjarne310:55:34
126Camille38:17:23
126Christopher310:09:53
126Cyrille38:11:28
126Darren310:14:02
126Davy310:08:28
126Dennis39:57:52
126Eddy37:59:32
126Emmanuel38:30:49
126Etienne310:06:15
126Guy38:43:50
126Ian37:26:01
126Javier38:45:42
126Jean-Michel38:26:37
126Johannes39:59:28
126John39:34:15
126Jorge38:30:44
126Kim37:44:14

Top 150 first names among the 1,807 classified finishers of La Marmotte Granfondo Alpes 2021, as spelled at registration — accent variants (Frédéric, Frederic…) are grouped under the most common spelling. Times are net: the neutralisation credits are already subtracted, exactly as the classification scored them.

Names on the same number of finishers share a place, so a run of 62nds is a tie and not a rendering fault. Only classified finishers count towards a name: riders who started and did not finish score nothing for theirs. This is a bit of fun rather than a classification the timekeeper would recognise — nobody was ranked by their parents on the day.