The fun ranking · La Marmotte Granfondo Alpes 2025
The John ranking
11 classified finishers named John. Here is who carried the name best.
Fastest John of 2025
Not an official classification: the timekeeper ranks riders, not first names, and nobody rode this one as a race. It is a pool of 11 people who happen to share a name and a start line.
| # | Rider | Net time |
|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | John PETTERSSON#264 · Men 40–49 | 6:33:39 |
| 🥈 | John CONNELL#844 · Men 60–64 | 10:09:16 |
| 🥉 | John HEY#876 · Men 60–64 | 10:11:14 |
| 4 | John STANTON#3500 · Men 50–59 | 10:22:09 |
| 5 | John HOEBEN#1423 · Men 50–59 | 10:34:57 |
| 6 | John REIMERT#3924 · Men 60–64 | 10:41:39 |
| 7 | John KAMPHUIS#5214 · Men 50–59 | 10:56:33 |
| 8 | John ELSWORTH#1823 · Men 40–49 | 11:13:34 |
| 9 | John MYLES#3850 · Men 40–49 | 11:21:58 |
| 10 | John BRENNAN#3696 · Men 70+ | 11:34:24 |
| 11 | John VOGELS#4615 · Men 50–59 | 11:57:35 |
11 riders shown, classified finishers only, accent variants merged. Riders sharing a time to the second share a place. Times are net — the neutralisation credits are already subtracted, as the classification scored them.
5 more riders named John appear in 2025 without a finishing position — a start that was not classified, whether it ended early, never began or was struck out. There is no place among finishers to give them, so they are not ranked here.
A bit of fun, not a classification: nobody was scored against their namesakes on the day. Every name in 2025 · every edition.