The fun ranking · La Marmotte Granfondo Alpes 2022

The John ranking

24 classified finishers named John. Here is who carried the name best.

Four of the eight timing points recorded a rider; the Télégraphe, Valloire, Galibier and Bourg mats are empty for the whole field.

Fastest John of 2022

John SMEETS6:34:3086 overall

Not an official classification: the timekeeper ranks riders, not first names, and nobody rode this one as a race. It is a pool of 24 people who happen to share a name and a start line.

#	Rider	Net time	Gap	Overall
🥇	John SMEETS#47 · Men 30–39	6:34:30		86
🥈	John CAMILLERI#6065 · Men 18–29	7:45:39	+1h11	542
🥉	John HUNG#2449 · Men 30–39	7:57:08	+1h22	660
4	John WOOTTON#1342 · Men 50–59	7:57:36	+1h23	667
5	John HARTEN#2671 · Men 40–49	8:05:06	+1h30	774
6	John DOHERTY#2730 · Men 40–49	8:09:10	+1h34	820
7	John HUISMAN#1752 · Men 40–49	8:34:23	+1h59	1,186
8	John HANSEN#1146 · Men 65–69	8:35:37	+2h01	1,206
9	John AHERNE#1098 · Men 40–49	8:46:10	+2h11	1,347
10	John JEAN#2191 · Men 30–39	9:06:26	+2h31	1,626
11	John WRIGHT#1535 · Men 50–59	9:34:26	+2h59	2,104
12	John CONNELL#971 · Men 50–59	9:45:01	+3h10	2,297
13	John MULVIHILL#2620 · Men 50–59	10:03:42	+3h29	2,607
14	John FERRY#5692 · Men 50–59	10:07:05	+3h32	2,653
15	John CURRAN#5895 · Men 40–49	10:25:22	+3h50	2,907
16	John BALLANTYNE#2569 · Men 40–49	10:40:16	+4h05	3,139
17	John STANTON#977 · Men 50–59	10:41:29	+4h06	3,158
18	John MCGIVERN#1382 · Men 50–59	10:51:34	+4h17	3,295
19	John HAMILTON-BROWN#2656 · Men 40–49	11:00:37	+4h26	3,419
20	John LARGE#3683 · Men 65–69	11:07:31	+4h33	3,504
21	John MAYO#3563 · Men 40–49	11:09:26	+4h34	3,528
22	John MARCHMENT#2650 · Men 70+	11:09:54	+4h35	3,531
23	John HOLM THOMSEN#2194 · Men 50–59	11:19:13	+4h44	3,621
24	John COBBLEDICK#2654 · Men 50–59	11:33:08	+4h58	3,749

24 riders shown, classified finishers only, accent variants merged. Riders sharing a time to the second share a place. Times are net — the neutralisation credits are already subtracted, as the classification scored them.

10 more riders named John appear in 2022 without a finishing position — a start that was not classified, whether it ended early, never began or was struck out. There is no place among finishers to give them, so they are not ranked here.

A bit of fun, not a classification: nobody was scored against their namesakes on the day. Every name in 2022 · every edition.